dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize