the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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