Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You dont lie about slip and slides
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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