You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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