No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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