god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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