I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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