May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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