how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
my vag is so smooth its legendary
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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