conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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