used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You can make out without kissing
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