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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm home now. bring me food and boobies

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(781): I'm home now. bring me food and boobies http://tfl.nu/wuzk

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(425): View more from Washington

Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.

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(425): Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars. http://tfl.nu/v0mr

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)

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Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.

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(775): I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;) (1-775): Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city. http://tfl.nu/zbb5

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(913): View more from Kansas

Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.

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(913): Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals. http://tfl.nu/wv0a

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(613): View more from Ontario

there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.

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(613): there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays. http://tfl.nu/8dlv

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(860): View more from Connecticut

the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.

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(860): the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real. http://tfl.nu/2bbh

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(253): View more from Washington

I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.

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(253): I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight. http://tfl.nu/gw0c

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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!

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(415): Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM! http://tfl.nu/lg7j

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(310): View more from California

Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.

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(310): Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting. http://tfl.nu/us8p

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.

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(608): The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee. http://tfl.nu/13nr

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(478): View more from Georgia

I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.

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(478): I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second. http://tfl.nu/3zb1

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(917): View more from New York City

When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork

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(917): When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork http://tfl.nu/bkbb

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(785): View more from Kansas

Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.

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The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...

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(785): Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark. (1-785): The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself... http://tfl.nu/up2w

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(703): View more from Virginia

Are you alive?

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I woke up under the pier.

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(703): Are you alive? (1-703): I woke up under the pier. http://tfl.nu/dfp7

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life

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(715): Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life http://tfl.nu/t3rv

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