Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.

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(415): View more from California

i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth

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(914): View more from New York

I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...

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(919): View more from North Carolina

DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Oh God.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I will cut you

(1-423): View more from Tennessee

Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me

(423): View more from Tennessee

Put that in perspective

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(416): View more from Toronto

This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?

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