i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT