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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.

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  Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.

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• (925): View more from California

  I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better

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• (707): View more from California

  Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Yea we just broke up

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  so do we start sexting now or later?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to

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• (805): View more from California

  That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.

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