Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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