i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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