sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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