I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I think my moral compass just broke
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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