I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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