Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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