Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm like, not good at living.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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