guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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