i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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