If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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