I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize
