I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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