Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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