OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
