Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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