do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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