she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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