It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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