It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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