That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she pinky promised me she was 18
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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