I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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