That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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