well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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