if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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