New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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