no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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