we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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