Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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