So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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