Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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