I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
