woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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