I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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