marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm lost and stupid without you.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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