I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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