I like my sex mixed with concussions.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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