Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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