Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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