Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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