so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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