I'm going to jail i love you
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Randomize
