I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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