why didn't you poke me back
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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