Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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