i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize